pontparnasse:

sometimes I’m pretty sure I’m gay but then I get too afraid to say it because our leader might hear me and think it a challenge to her throne

aidoluver01:

jensama:

on a scale from 1 to fushimi saruhiko how possessive are you

Definitely not Fushimi Saruhiko…. 

deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."
-When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating  (via thewastedgeneration)

fefeferi:

when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing

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blimpcat:

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i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”