TT: Oh shi-
AR: Initiating lock down. Hang on to your plush posterior mounds.
ONE…TWO… Condy is coming for you
THREE… FOUR… Can’t barricade your door
FIVE… SIX… Going to kill the Prince
SEVEN… EIGHT… It’s too late-
TT: I survived again.
I reblog this every time I see it…
Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten
Being hit isn’t a right.
Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!
a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
Imagine your OTP having a fetish for dry humping, heavy petting, grinding, clothed sex and other various forms of non-penetrative foreplay/sex.
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who i am through the little details.